You may be wondering why I’ve been emphasizing the day of the week in the Queue titles lately. It’s because time has no meaning and I’m pretty sure it was March last week.
This is The Queue, where you ask us questions, and we stop looking at our calendars with furrowed brows for just long enough to answer.
Now that summer vacation has started in earnest, I am no longer tethered to time or space. I am infinite, I stretch against the yawning chasm of space itself, I contain multitudes — and every one of those multitudes needs coffee.
This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we supply the answers, just as soon as this cuppa kicks in.
This week marks the end of the school year, apparently — we end our school year early and go back in the first couple weeks of August. As such, I’m not sure what to do this summer. No swimming lessons, no summer reading story hour at the library, no going to the childrens’ museum to see the dinosaur skeletons, and definitely no playing on slides at the park. It’s just gonna be us, Roblox, Disney Plus, and the kiddie pool out back.
I started writing The Queue, and then
Wait, where was I? Right, I was writing The Queue, and in the comments somebody linked this YouTube channel, so I’ve just been watching that all
Huh? Oh, right, The Queue, where you answer questions and then we give the questions. Wait, what? Whatever. Did you guys see they’re putting out Hamilton on Disney+ in July? I’m really surprised by
Okay, we have to stop getting off track. Let’s just — hang on, where AM I?
It is Cinco de Mayo and Taco Tuesday, but really I’ll take the flimsiest of excuses to eat some tacos. Or anything, really. Give me a food-related demi-holiday and stand back.
This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we give the answers.