Elizabeth Harper

/hums

A very merry unbirthday to me.
To who?
To me.
Oh you!
A very merry unbirthday to you.

Right. Where were we? Oh, yes, the Queue.

We're into the final countdown to BlizzCon, and that makes for a slow week in Heroes of the Storm.

We've all done it before, right?

Okay, sure, it was a pretty good Queue yesterday, and here I am,  staring at my keyboard wondering what I have to say. Just like LFR, I can smash my hands against the keyboard and expect everything to work, right?  Let’s go with that.

Last week saw a new patch with a new hero, a new event, a new battleground rotation, and plenty of other changes to Heroes of the Storm, which means this week is a relatively quiet one (probably).

Yes, the title means exactly what you think it means.

Alas, but my two-day reign of the Queue is over, so we must watch Liztopia crumble and fall until it returns in a couple of weeks. (I’ll be out next week, but Anne will fill in.) But in the meantime, here’s another Queue.

Kids these days and their games and their topias and their . valleys and whatever else! I don’t understand any of this. What’s going on? Why are you on my lawn?

(In which Liz has yet played Stardew Valley and doesn’t have time to give in to the temptation, so let’s all just stop talking about it, okay?)

Sure, we have another free hero rotation arriving in the Nexus this week — just like every other week — but the real fun is on the PTR.