Elizabeth Harper
You’ll need teamwork to take down Nefarian in this week’s Hearthstone Tavern Brawl
The Queue: Who are you and what are you doing here?
Really, I’m confused. We may have to do a roll call.
How is today’s WoW Classic stress test going? About this well.
The Queue: It’s just that kind of Wednesday
Some days you can really empathize with these skeletons is all I’m saying.
The Queue: I have no idea what I’m doing
My guild has been working (without much success) on Herald of the Titans, and really I blame myself because I made the terrible mistake to play a Paladin. Not that there’s anything wrong with Paladins. I have played with some very excellent Paladins. I’m just not one of them.
But enough about me. How are you today?
The Queue: I have regrets
Don’t we all? But instead of pondering our many regrets, let’s answer some questions.
The Queue: As narrated by David Attenborough
Sometimes I play through quests and imagine them narrated, nature documentary style, by David Attenborough.
Now watch as the Old God examines its prey…
I am the antelope in this documentary, and things never go well for the antelope.
The Queue: You should see me in a crown
And now you have! Aren’t you happy about that?
The Queue is having trouble coming up with a clever title
As I finish writing this at around eight in the morning, I find myself utterly unable to come up with a unique or clever way to introduce the day’s column. Today, cleverness is DIY.



