Elizabeth Harper
The Queue: The floor is now lava
Learn from my mistakes, friends, and get out before the floor becomes lava. I realize that you may not always know when a segment of floor is about to become lava, but trust me on this one: when it does, it is bad. In WoW, you should always be prepared for the floor to become lava.
The Queue: What is time?
Time is an illusion, Queue-time doubly so. In which the Queue may be running a little late, depending on your particular point of view.
The Queue: Don’t you recognize me?
Don’t you know who I am? I mean, don’t you know who I am?
Last week I nearly pulled that on someone in my raid group, who kept telling me to read an article published on Blizzard Watch so I would understand what they were saying. I don’t think I’ve ever been more tempted to play the “do you know who I am” card. But come on: you lot do know who I am, don’ t you?
Come on and work with me here….
We spent the past week playing WoW Classic — these are our thoughts
The Queue: I’m wearing these for a reason
And it’s to look good. It’s definitely not because lights are too bright this morning. Definitely not, because these sunglasses really do look good.
Are you buying that? I hope you’re buying that. Let’s do the Queue, people.



