Matthew Rossi
The Queue: Done before the end
So I have collected all of the stuff I wanted for the Doom: The Dark Ages crossover, unlocked Torment 3 (and frankly I’m not feeling like I’m prepared for the difficulty) and otherwise I feel done with the whole turning into the Butcher aspect of the Season. Since I now have a metric boatload of Barbarians to choose to level through the upcoming Lord of Hatred expansion, I think now may be the time to get in some World of Warcraft and let my Barbarians (and that one Paladin) rest for a while.
So, Horde or Alliance? I have an Elf ready for both factions.
The Queue: Playing Diablo with the Doom Soundtrack on
I understand that it may not be to everyone’s tastes, but personally, I can’t come up with anything I’m enjoying more in my convalescence than a rousing game of pretending the Doom Slayer crashed onto Sanctuary somehow and is now showing an entirely new set of demons why the only thing they should fear is me.
It’s the Queue, everyone.
The Queue: King of the Monsters
Look, I just spent a week in bed with nothing but YouTube clips of Godzilla to distract me from the enormous gaping hole in my foot where my bones used to be. Please just allow me these small consolations.
The Queue: I just want to be a zergling
I was going to talk a lot about dinosaurs today, but then I ended up just discussing stuff you guys left in the comments.
The Queue: Bacteria will eat your flesh
Just trust me on this. It’s very unpleasant. Just let me put it this way, I really feel for Azeroth right about now.
Diablo 4 opens the Tower and leaderboards, but they’re in beta (and they aren’t for farming loot, so is this even Diablo?)
The Queue: I have a giant hole in my foot
If you’ve ever seen the episode of Justice League where Darkseid stomps on Superman’s face and Superman shoots heat vision through his foot? That’s my foot right now.
The Queue: Think about what Godzilla wants for you
I found this post on Reddit and frankly, it resonated with me.
When life is crazy, when insanity seems to dominate the world, stop and think. Is this the life Godzilla wants for you? Does Godzilla want you to endure unassisted or would he have you call to your allies, much as he does? Find your personal Rodan, your Mothra, even your Kong — sometimes a frenemy who respects you is better than a friend who doesn’t.
Always remember — Godzilla wants what’s best for you. Unless you’re the municipality of Tokyo, I guess. He’s really rough on that. Also, MusedMoose, I’m sorry I didn’t see you had posted this before I wrote the intro, but I’m pleased to see you understand Godzilla’s message.
The Queue: The fact is, I still love Diablo 4
There are a lot of options if you want to play a Diablo game right now. Diablo 2: Resurrected for people who crave the most iconic and most famous ARPG in existence, Diablo 3 if you want to play a very fast paced, very entertaining game about exploding demons, Diablo Immortal if you want to play Diablo 3 on a train or in a doctor’s office (and please try not to scream in triumph when you crush demon heads) — but for me, I keep coming back to Diablo 4.
Maybe it’s because I can customize the character to a level never before seen in a Diablo game. Maybe because I find the current state of gameplay to be fascinating and extremely fun — my Paladin was an absolute blast to play and now my latest Barbarian has hit upon a build that absorbs so much damage, guys. I’m legit astonished.
It’s the Queue. I love Diablo 4, so smash another hellspawn’s cranium baby.



