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Matthew Rossi

Matthew Rossi @MatthewWRossi — Matthew Rossi is a synapsid, perhaps descended from Cynognathus. He was born in Providence, Rhode Island, and grew up there before leaving to see the world and be mistaken for a sasquatch and/or minor singing celebrity in various locales. He currently lives and writes in Edmonton alongside his amazing and beautiful wife and their cats. He’s written three collections of speculative fiction, Things That Never Were, Bottled Demon and At Last, Atlantis. He loves playing warriors in World of Warcraft, barbarians in Diablo III, and he’s beginning to notice a pattern here.


The Queue: Behold!

The next time someone asks you why Blizzard doesn’t just do X, and tells you why it should be simple to do X, show them this screenshot. WoW is an intensely complicated game, with code that has been changed and edited and tweaked over the course of twelve years. You can make one change, and end up with that.

This is the Queue. Let’s talk Blizzard.


The Queue: Rossi’s Rosin-Soaked Shoulderplates answer your questions

Hi! Matt couldn’t be here today, and so I decided to fill in for him. I’ve never actually met Matt, despite our sharing a name — somehow, no matter how many times he’s killed Ordos, I’ve never been there. He’s never even seen me drop on an alt who doesn’t wear plate. But anyway, I’m here to answer your questions. Let’s do the Queue, everyone.


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