Mitch

Happy Tuesday, folks! I hope your Monday was less exhausting than mine was. It wasn’t bad, mind you — just exhausting.

Anyhow, y’all were full of questions, so let’s say we Queue?

Some mad geniuses designed a way to turn peaceful farming simulator, Stardew Valley, into a competitive esport -- and those mad geniuses also found a way to involve a $35,000 prize pool.

In a move that genuinely shocked me -- and many others, I'm sure -- the Overwatch social accounts casually dropped the release trailer for Jean-Baptiste Augustin, the game's 30th hero.

For all the mystery and uncertainty surrounding the identities of Overwatch's unannounced heroes, the actual timing of their reveals follows a pretty clockwork schedule.

The new Overwatch map includes a lot of details worth loving.

Y’all done did it now. I had to eschew my usual song lyrics/Splatoon-centric headline because of all the hubbub in the comments. Guess I have no choice but to dive right into what’s on everyone’s mind, huh?

Let’s Queue.

When I was a kid, there were three Nintendo 64 games I repeatedly rented from Blockbuster: Diddy Kong Racing, Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards, and Yoshi's Story.

This month’s Splatfest was all about those two classic, syrupy breakfast foods: Pancakes and waffles. At first, I wasn’t sure what I wanted to go with. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that, while I do have pancakes more often, it’s hard to actually beat the shape, crunch, and overall fun waffles provide. Looks like I chose wisely, too — waffles won in all three categories, which (AFAIK) hasn’t happened in quite some time.

Enough about syrups and inks, though — let’s Queue.

Azerite Power is not something people seem to love.

The upcoming Overwatch map set in Paris was a welcome surprise for more than just the fact that it's a new map with (hopefully) some lore teasers thrown in.