Mitch

You know what day it is, y’all?! It’s Tuesday. And Tuesday means it’s Mitch Queue Day. So what do we do?

We Queue.

The Ashhide Mushan Beast was added to World of Warcraft back in Mists of Pandaria, some five-and-a-half years ago.

This week marks the premiere of the first-ever "Comp Stomp" Brawl in World of Warcraft.

When patch 8.1.5 hit World of Warcraft last week, we were treated to a surprise cinematic involving the a secret meeting between Baine and Jaina -- and one which involved the fate of Derek Proudmoore.

This month’s Splatfest was Knights versus Wizards, and (probably not surprisingly) I went with Team Wizard. While the “popularity” portion of this one was a total blowout (62%), the Normal and Pro win categories were probably the closest I’ve ever seen them be in a Splatfest. Normal wins put Wizards solidly at 50.27%, while Pro wins actually had them lose with 49.70% of all wins.

Regardless, that Normal win percentage was all it took to put them on top for the overall results — exactly as it should have been. Good job, Wizards.

Now, let’s Queue.

I know I told you all that I’d be writing yesterday’s Queue — and that was the plan! I promise! — but I must tell you… that was not me. That was Jovan pretending to be Rossi pretending to be me. Don’t worry, though, I am the real me today.

Or, I guess worry if you hate me. Either way…

Let’s Queue.

For one reason or another, I've been on a real Competitive Overwatch kick lately.

All right, let’s see if The Queue behaves this week. Let’s also see if I can’t finish this the night before it actually goes live. Frankly, I have to, because I’m not going to be at my PC for a couple hours before it goes live. Is anything important happening today? Who cares!

Let’s Queue.

Well if it isn’t Tuesday again. Time to finish writing a thing I started 12 hours ago!

Let’s Queue.

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