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"I've always thought that the Throne of the Four Winds and Vortex Pinnacle were some of the most breathtakingly beautiful instances in the game," writes submitter Sarabande of Elements on Aggramar (US-A).

You ask, OQ answers! This week we have two questions about paying for guild services like voice chat and websites. Also, should officers have secret alts?

Submitter Gimmlette writes, "Spectacular Death (A-Llane) presents another answer to a question you didn't know you had.

If you're on Twitter, chances are you've seen a certain blue colored cat-from druid occasionally gracing your timeline: that's probably @KageSatsuki's Derpkitty.

"Shall we not mention the elekk in the room?" asks submitter Wiccagal of WoW the Musical on Shandris (US-A).

"It’s been pretty rainy both in real life and in game down in the Valley of the Four Winds," writes submitter Myrendla of Resilience on Proudmoore (US-A). "So, I decided to add some color to otherwise dark and gloomy skies with my trusted Experiment 12-B mount. Thank you, Ultraxion!"

When I was seven months pregnant, I drove half an hour at 11 p.m on a Saturday night into one of the worst neighborhoods in the next city over from me just to stock up on Twisted Tornado. Don't even ask me how far I drove for a loaded baked potato with extra sour cream and no cheese.

Submitter Coral decided to use some spare time in her garrison to re-enact the famous Budweiser Frogs commercial from 1995.

That's a very specific age to put on a race that can easily make it to the quintuple digits, and may in fact be immortal. I'd be more impressed if the web site noticed the ashen skin and blue lips and suggested she seek medical attention.

"Dating pro-tip: Keep quiet, nod and smile." Or, y'know, don't try to pull off jokes from fifty year old Borscht Belt routines unless you have Milton Berle's legendary ... uh, comedic prowess.