4thOfJuly
The Queue: Happy 2019th birthday, America!
Look, this isn’t the first time I’ve written The Queue on the 4th of July, and it may not be the last. If you keep letting me make this stupid joke, I’m going to keep making this stupid joke. Anyhow, I hope all you ‘Meruhcans are enjoying your day.
You know what goes well with fireworks and beer? The Queue.
Let’s do this.