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You know what's really behind everything bad in Azeroth? The lizard people.

"Sometimes, it's the moments in between battles that truly allow us to perceive our purpose amid the glory of the universe," writes submitter Benjamin, who must be in a more contemplative mood than most of us.

When I accidentally launched myself into the smokestacks above Blackhand's Foundry, I was shocked at what I saw," writes submitter Hellioning of Kil'Jaeden (US-H). "The walls were so dirty they were pitch black! I knew I had to report this to OSHA immediately! ... Right after the selfie, of course."

"Just call me Bugsie Malone, hanging with my cockroach posse," writes today's submitter. "When you're about to kill an insect, the bug spray for their lives. Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? ... I mite be. You know what really bugs me? Insect puns. (I'm gonna keep it going until you put this on BlizzCaps.)"

"Awwwwwww, isn’t he cute?" writes submitter Arugadh of Deep Forest Caravan on Wyrmreset Accord (US-A). "Kil’jaeden gets so angry when happy gnomes invade his Fortress of Evil. Poor guy can’t harm a fly, and actually thinks getting mad is somehow going to deter my little warlock from squishing him to the ground. No wonder my ‘lock is laughing so psychotically."

For some reason -- maybe the dress, maybe the protruding forehead, maybe the fierce look on her face -- Gnoemi reminds me of Ayla from Chrono Trigger.

You ask -- OQ answers. This week we have questions about saving a struggling community and recruiting for a slow-progressing guild.

That joke is so old, the Big Bang woke it up. That joke is so old, the last time I heard it I fell off my dinosaur. That joke is so old, the Burger King told it when he was still a prince. Wait! Those are all old jokes, too!

Sure, we all love Pepe, but the downside of everyone's favorite feathered friend is that he's stuck inside World of Warcraft while we (at least occasionally) like venturing out into the real (or at least non-virtual) world beyond Azeroth. So how do we take Pepe along? Liz Lirakis, the artist behind Tracimoc, came up with a solution in the form of this Pepe cosplay that she took to PAX East earlier this month.

"Seems as though Bodrick Grey and my toon, Nounours of GrandGalacticInquisitor on Llane (US-A), need to communicate a little better," writes today's submitter.