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The Queue: Magni wore it better

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This Lunarfall Rifleman figured he’d pull a Magni Bronzebeard and try to commune with Draenor. Although the plan backfired, rather than encasing the poor Dwarf in crystal, Draenor settled for sending a mountain to eat his foot.


The Queue: Lonely island

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Look at that map. Look at that face on poor Farahlon. It already knows it’s on the way out. The other landmasses have been quietly distancing themselves. “Oh hey Farahlon,” they tell it. “Didn’t see you there. I uh…I gotta go. Need to wash my hair.”

“You don’t even have hair,” Farahlon replies gloomily, and goes back to wistfully remembering the days when people used to visit.


The Queue: I don’t believe in Thursdays

Holiday weeks are tricky. It feels like we ought to celebrate our work week being even the slightest bit shorter. Except you head in to work and you find you  have a full week of work to do and one less day to get it done in. Whose terrible idea was that?

Because of this abbreviated week, I have decided to stopped believing in the existence of Thursdays. So does today’s Queue even exist? Do we even exist? Maybe. And maybe not.

Because we currently exist in a timeless world free of Thursdays, it’s just me today. How peaceful!


The Queue: Screeee-BANG

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It’s Independence Day here in the United States, and given most of our staff lives in the States, do forgive us for having a lighter-than-usual content schedule today. Taking a holiday once in awhile is okay, right? … Right?


The Queue: The plant whisperer

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Coming soon to a channel near you, it’s The Plant Whisperer, a compelling new gardening show that highlights the importance of talking to your plants. Especially on Draenor, where at virtually any moment said beloved and unassuming houseplants could feasibly uproot themselves and try to kill you. You ever seen a man with his mouth caught in a Gorgrond Flytrap? Let me tell you, it ain’t pretty.


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