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As a result of the Diablo anniversary event, I’ve spent considerably more time in the Underbelly than usual the past few days. And man, I can’t help but notice how downright…odd it is down there. Take the above image, for example. Who are those children? What’s with the cupcakes? Why is this all next to a giant pile of snoozing rats? The world may never know.

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You might think this trio of wizards are looking at the Broken Isles in the above image, but you’d be wrong. No, they gaze upon the vast, violet expanse of 2017, struck silent by its ponderous hills and valleys that have yet to be explored. At this time, they have no knowledge of whether it will be better or worse than the years that came before it. But they are keenly aware of one striking fact — it is purple. It’s super purple, guys.

Happy New Year! Let’s get to your questions.

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Do not be alarmed, mortal. The author you are accustomed to questioning in this hallowed space is indulging in quality time with friends and family, and has asked me to address you in her stead. She was wise to ask, for I am always willing to share words of encouragement, and the wisdom only a creature as ancient and hallowed as myself could begin to possess. Ask, listen, and find enlightenment.

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One of these boxes is just for you. Well…actually, quite a lot of them are for you. You can log in and open them once you’re done with whatever celebrations you happen to be celebrating today. Happy Winter Veil, everyone!

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I had no idea that Chaos Bolts were actually dragon…ish…things until Alex mentioned it on this week’s livestream, and promptly fired one straight at the camera. On a totally unrelated note, this week’s livestream won’t be released due to some technical issues with the audio. Sorry guys, we’re trying to get it sorted out!

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It’s nice to know that even when the world is going to hell in a handbasket, you can count on good old Jastor Gallywix to ignore everything in favor of spending a day in the sauna. I’m pretty sure the only Burning Legion he’s interested in is the one currently keeping the coals in there nice and hot. …can we get rid of this guy already?

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You know, I questioned the logic of a half-melted dryad actually being able to successfully give me a quest. Then I remembered that one time that Khadgar shoved his head in a ball to deliver another quest, and realized anything is possible.

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Tethys, I’m pretty sure that’s not how you’re supposed to use a spyglass. You’ve got your finger in the middle of it. …no wonder Tess is so frustrated with you.

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I’m pretty sure Tess Greymane speaks for us all, here. Let’s just…get past the gibberish and get right to your questions, shall we?

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Look I know the Burning Legion is this all-encompassing terrible thing that threatens the very existence of the entire world of Azeroth as we know it, but…can I just leave the heroic deeds to the rest of you guys and live in the library? I’ll be quiet, I swear. You’ll never know I was here.