Adam Holisky
The Queue: They basically took my name off the site
Gone for a bit to have a kid and they practically took my name off the site! The nerve!
I’m not even the one s!@#posting on Twitter anymore! Ugh. Time to start a new Watch.
Maybe Turtle Watch, a site that just live streams baby turtles doing baby turtle things? Actually, wait…
The Queue: Let them fish!
Free idea: WoW fishing for your phones. In a boring meeting? Fish under the table. Watching TV? Fish from your couch. Waiting for an hour for LFR to get its act together? Fish from your chair.
The Queue: The gang goes raiding
So the South Park kids are known to play Warcraft and other Blizzard games; but you know who I’d really like to get see get into WoW or Overwatch?
The gang from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Frank would obviously be an orc warrior tank, Dee would be forced to play a balance druid in moonkin form, Charlie would be an assassination rogue riding around on his rat mount while slowly turn into The Nightman, Mack would play a priest (I went there), and Dennis would be a ret pally.
Tell me that doesn’t work. I dare you.
The Queue: Irish Coffee
I’m having some Irish Coffee today. It’s great. I’d suggest you try some too.
The Queue: My turtle did not make it to the water
Damn you, Shredder!
The Queue: Let’s talk about weapon drops
Hot to trot, make any toon’s eyes pop
It uses what it’s got to get whatever the mob don’t got
Druids drool like fools, but then again they’re only elven’
The stick was a hit because it’s damage was bookin’
Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds
Nothin’ we ever wore was even common
Let’s talk about weapons, Blizzard
Let’s talk about you and me
Let’s talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let’s talk about weapons.
Editor’s Note: You’re welcome.
The Queue: Apparently my Queue headlines suck, so here’s a good one — CHILI CHILI CHILI
This is totally not to be read into at all.
The Queue: Gearing, iLevel, PVP Bonus, and salad
Happy Monday, everyone! We’re back from a week of Battle for Azeroth, here with your Queue.
Gingi from Method got to level 120 before you. Here’s a list of things that take longer.
The Queue: These final hours
I tell you, we are here on Azeroth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.