Cory Taylor
The Queue: Things are getting spookier
There’s a chill in the air and the nights are getting longer. Things are ramping up to the spookiest (best) time of the year! The candy bars are getting smaller, the air is getting chillier, the leaves are crunchier, and that strange noise in the night might be a small critter — or it might be a ghost!
While I definitely don’t go investigate that alone, it’s time for — The Queue!
Warcraft Rumble gets a spooky event to celebrate the Halloween season!
The Queue: Turkey and Pie day!
It’s the best food day of the year! Turkey! pie! All sorts of side dishes that work with turkey and pie! At least for Canadians. For everyone else, you’ll just have to be jealous of us and our big feasts.
I know that I’ve already had one great Thanksgiving meal after spending the weekend with my favorite person. With another feast tonight! Everything’s coming up Cory!
While I go back for seconds, it’s time for — The Queue!
The Queue: Pumpkins are for spicing, not for wearing!
We’re into October and I’ve had many many pumpkin spiced beverages now. I can’t believe there was a time in my life when I stuck up my nose at them and refused to indulge. They’re so great!
Pumpkin makes everything around fall so much better! Pumpkin pie? Pumpkin spiced treats? Those tiny pumpkin candies that are like candy corn but pumpkin-shaped? All super delicious! Somehow even pumpkin-shaped Reese’s Peanut Butter cups taste better!
It’s very rude of the headless horseman to just wear a pumpkin as a hat, that pumpkin could’ve been pie!
While I try and add pumpkin to more things, it’s time for — The Queue!
The Queue: Watch out for that fall!
Finally, it’s sweater season!
I have so many old favorites to wear. Plus a brand-new puffy vest to parade around town. There’s nothing quite as nice as a nice sweater to keep you warm. Unless of course you also have a nice cup of something hot to hold at the same time. It sure beats standing in fire!
As the nights get longer, the weather crisper, and the leaves more colorful, remember that it’s time for — The Queue!
The Queue: And the winner is…
I guess the Emmys were last night, and Bears won a lot of awards?
This is good and proper.
While I argue whether or not my bear is more comedic or more dramatic, it’s time for — The Queue!
The Queue: Take that Lilith!
I’ve finally beaten the Echo of Lilith by myself! No super-powered characters taking pity on me and carrying me for seasonal completion — this victory was all mine!
I think that the Echo of Lilith is the hardest single fight in any Diablo game that isn’t just running a Greater Rift or Pit level 1000. Those are just artificial difficulties where you simply cannot output the damage necessary to kill things before you get flattened. Echo of Lilith on the other hand is all about dodging all of her nonsense, while also doing a bunch of damage to her quickly.
It does highlight the issues of the Diablo 4 difficulty where basically all of my deaths felt like she just one-shot me, and that’s not a fun way to lose. I want a knockdown drag-out fight where we’re both running on fumes at the end and I only narrowly squeak out a victory. I guess this will have to do until then though. With her defeat, I’m pretty much finished with Diablo 4‘s current season. Which is a nice feeling! I can pop on and kill some demons if the mood strikes, and not worry about it otherwise.
While I clean all of the demon blood off of my armor, it’s time for — The Queue!
The Queue: Labor dispute
Happy Labor Day — or Labour Day if you’re not in the US — everyone! Remember the wise words of our peon friend as you (hopefully) have today off.
While I put my feet up, it’s time for — The Queue!
The Queue: I’m still a bear
Rawr!
Still a bear over here. Amazingly that hasn’t changed in the few days since we last saw each other. Look if Warcraft wanted me to be something else than they shouldn’t have made bear an option. Laying waste to my enemies with the raw power of 600 pounds of bear fury just is so much better than any of the other options. Warlocks and Hunters don’t even do most of their own fighting! They’re just delivery vectors for their pets.
Bear wins!
While I put another best class trophy up on my mantle, it’s time for — The Queue!
The Queue: I’m a bear
Rawr!
It’s almost a little rude Liz, bears say other things than rar and rawr. Like Fozzie, he tells jokes!
For example, what do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfinnated!
While I give you a moment to recover from your side-splitting laughter, it’s time for — The Queue!