Cory Taylor

As a Druid, I've become a single-issue Midnight player -- all I want to know is if I'll be able to make my bear form look as cool and ferocious as the bear loa Nalorakk.

Pizza is so great, I love pizza.

Is it the perfect food? Possibly. As long as you’re not gluten or lactose-intolerant, that is. I would put it up against any other food in a March Madness-style bracket any day and expect a top-four finish at least. The other things at the top are likely burritos, bread, and French fries. I’m willing to hear arguments about what you think is more deserving of a top slot, but they’d have to be Atticus Finch levels of convincing for me to change anything there in the final brackets.

While I eat another slice, it’s time for — The Queue!

Oops, I accidentally started playing Control again.

I just love this game full of Weirdness™. Like I said the first time I played Control, it feels like the game was made for me. All of the Weird™ stuff in it is my favorite flavor of Weird™ — mundane objects and places getting that supernatural flair. I’m not so far in yet, but I’ve gotten my telekinesis and started whipping fire extinguishers at my enemies with great glee. Such a simple yet evocative power to build a game around.

While I delve further into the mysteries of the Astral Plane, it’s time for — The Queue!

The Race to World First is back, and it's all going down now!

I’m home now and everything is back to normal. I’m typing this on a proper keyboard, in front of a proper monitor, at my proper desk. It’s glorious!

While I try to remember where I left that thing, y’know that thing? It’s time for — The Queue!

After ten days, the local fair has moved on. What a wild ride it’s been! Over those ten days, my favorite person and I have eaten some weird food, been too cold because we misjudged the weather, ridden a bunch of rides, seen some huge concerts, some smaller concerts, robotics competitions, superdogs, local wrestling, and even hopped on a mechanical bull. A nap might be in order, but then I could do another ten days, easy.

Best food so far? The Ube bun hamburger from the Filipino food truck. Best ride? The Mach 3 that spun me around so very high up in the sky. Best concert? Tom Morello, although July Talk was pretty cool, too. Best free promotional thing at the fair? Nerds kept giving out free packs of Gummy Clusters, and now I have eaten my weight in them.

While I try to get my brain out of fair mode, it’s time for — The Queue.

The local fair is in town! By the time you’ve read this, I’ll have already been on three different days and seen the sights, been to concerts, and eaten terrible(wonderful) food.

So far, I’ve had a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich made out of a maple donut, a street corn-covered jumbo hot dog, giant deep-fried cheese curds, and there are still so many more days to try the avocado ice cream and ramen-rrito and every other wonderful(awful) food crime.

While I try and figure out if deep fried pop-tarts are worth it, it’s time for — The Queue!

Sometimes to stay cool, you just gotta get in a big pool. Whether or not that pool is filled with healing mud, that’s really a personal preference.

I went to an outdoor pool with my favoritest person over the weekend, and it was a lovely way to beat the heat. Followed closely by some tropical beverages at a Tiki Bar. Which is a pretty great one-two punch of staying cool.

While I think about buying another tropical shirt, it’s time for — The Queue!

I’m staying at my Mom’s house while she is taking a big trip. Feeding the fish, watering the lawn, and mowing said watered lawn. Y’know, house stuff. Don’t worry, Bacardi has my roommate looking after him and making sure he gets his soups and feasts most fancy.

It’s not even that far away from my house, but I always like to play it up — which annoys my favorite person a little bit. I know it’s only 25 minutes away, but that’s like forever!

While I figure out what I didn’t pack along with me, it’s time for — The Queue

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