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Cory Taylor

Cory Taylor @CoryjTaylor — Cory comes from the Land of Ice and Snow, an avid Blizzard fan he's been hooked since Warcraft 2. He spends his time in Warcraft as a Guardian Druid, and out of Warcraft wishing he could spend 6 months out of the year hibernating.


The Queue: psilent pletter

Psilent pletters are fun! Pespecially when you put them in places they don’t normally pbelong.

Who can even tell that they’re there? They’re psilent!

Of course, psilent just looks like someone with some psi-abilities, so maybe I need to find better words to give a silent p to.

Pwhile I psearch the pdictionary for more pwords, it’s time for — The pQueue!


The Queue: Would you rather?

As gamers, we’re no strangers to someone or something asking you the question — would you rather? Would you rather have that power up or this one? Would you rather save Ashley or Kaiden? Would you rather take the hard route or the ultra-nightmare route?

All of this has been on my mind since I found this little tin of pre-written questions at a bookstore event today. It’s just 50 little cards, and there have been some tough ones and not-so-tough ones. Unsurprisingly, my girlfriend, a proud owner of a big St. Bernard, would rather find herself in a room full of giant puppies instead of kittens. Being able to only read the first or last page of every book was a bit of a tougher one, though — I went with the first page, you can build out so much more of a story from there!

Would you rather read the Queue, or take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed, and believe whatever you want to believe.

I mean, I know if you’ve come this far, what the likely answer is — let’s Queue!


The Queue: Zergling Mom

Do you think that Kerrigan would have a bunch of I’m a Pet Mom style shirts, but for all of her different Zerg spawn? Or would she just have one for her favorite Zergling and call it a day? Do you think they’d all get her a gift, or is it more of a we all pitched in and got you this situation?

These are the Mom questions of the StarCraft universe.

While I ponder these, it’s time for — The Queue!


The Queue: Out of this world

Sometimes you just see something and need to make sure lots of other people see it. I don’t play a lot of Hearthstone anymore, so I totally missed this card when it hit the game recently — and if I missed it, chances are you missed it too! So here I am saving the day and making sure that you see how much of a good boy Arfus is going for his space walk.

While I get him a big box of astronaut dog treats, it’s time for — The Queue.


The Queue: Happy Noblegarden

Happy Easter Noblegarden, everyone! I hope that you can go out and get all of your new fun transmogs and another year down on the checks notes 6!? year duck transmog journey. Ok, that has to be a typo; nobody would make something that took six years to fully complete in Warcraft.

Three different orphans for Children’s week is fine, but six different duck disguises?! Absurd! Who even knew there were that many flavors of duck?

While I go brush up on my duck watching skills, it’s time for — The Queue!


The Queue: Muscle Memory

It doesn’t matter how long it’s been between matches, I can’t start a game of Heroes of the Storm without a polite greeting and a “good luck, have fun.” I could have suffered a concussion and lost an arm, but I’d still do it!

It’s that important!

Ending with a GG and/or a “better luck next game” is also important, but that one can be tougher. Especially if you’ve just gotten run roughshod over and people have been being salty. I still try though, just maybe not super hard sometimes…

Hi friendos! Good luck and have fun, it’s time for — The Queue!


The Queue: Holding out for a

I know that the odds of Heroes of the Storm coming back into full production are pretty low, but that doesn’t stop me from taking a big whiff of Hopium every time we get news about it! Did you know that with Microsoft PC Gamepass you now get a nice pack of 30 Heroes in Heroes to play with? So if you were ever like, how do I even get into it when I don’t want to be relying on just the basic stuff like Jim Raynor. Now’s your opportunity!

Surely this means that Microsoft is looking at ways to build some hype prior to a full-throated re-launch at BlizzCon ’26!

While I start building my expectations sky-high, it’s time for — The Queue!


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