Elizabeth Harper
The Queue: Friendship is… well, it’s something
This is Liz, reporting in. Yes, of course it’s Liz. No one here but us Lizes. Absolutely, 100%, definitively Liz. Why would you even ask that?
The Queue: Meet my shark smile
Why does everyone keep telling me to smile? I am smiling! This is my smile!
And if you don’t like it, well, these teeth are pretty sharp.
The Queue: Here I come to save the day
Save the day, wreck someone’s day… they’re almost the same thing, right? Right.
Rise of the Shadows: The League of E.V.I.L. invades Dalaran in Hearthstone’s newest expansion
The Queue: Liz isn’t here today
Rjagoda asked whether Liz was writing the Queue today, and I hate to break it to you, but she is not. Where is she? Let’s just say she’s indisposed at the moment.
And now that you have your answer, now let’s move on to the Queue.
Are the WoW servers up? Yes!
Zandalari, Kul Tirans, and everything else you need to know about WoW patch 8.1.5, live today
The Queue: When pigs (and gnomes) fly
We all have a dream, and my dream was to fly.
Or maybe just to answer questions. Who can keep track of these things?
The Queue: It is still not the year of the dog
I’ll see if we can avoid just talking about dogs today but who knows what the future holds for this Queue.
The Queue: It is not actually the Year of the Dog
No, really. I checked.



