Elizabeth Harper

By which I obviously mean a nice, refreshing drink of water because it’s the middle of the workday, gosh.

It’s Wednesday already? How did that even happen? And worse, how does it keep happening? Every week, Wednesday leaps out of the shadows unexpectedly, always surprising me.

And so here we are. Wednesday again.

Learn from my mistakes, friends, and get out before the floor becomes lava. I realize that you may not always know when a segment of floor is about to become lava, but trust me on this one: when it does, it is bad. In WoW, you should always be prepared for the floor to become lava.

Time is an illusion, Queue-time doubly so. In which the Queue may be running a little late, depending on your particular point of view.

Don’t you know who I am? I mean, don’t you know who I am?

Last week I nearly pulled that on someone in my raid group, who kept telling me to read an article published on Blizzard Watch so I would understand what they were saying. I don’t think I’ve ever been more tempted to play the “do you know who I am” card. But come on: you lot do know who I am, don’ t you?

Come on and work with me here….

The WoW Classic demo servers have gone down, leaving us alone with our nostalgia (at least until it launches this coming summer).

And it’s to look good. It’s definitely not because lights are too bright this morning. Definitely not, because these sunglasses really do look good.

Are you buying that? I hope you’re buying that. Let’s do the Queue, people.

While we usually have a World of Warcraft Q&A panel, a full-fledged Diablo Q&A panel is something new, and that means anything could happen over the next 45 minutes.

Since it was announced, we've wondered just how true to the original game WoW Classic would be.