Elizabeth Harper
The Queue: A turtle made it to the water
I can’t believe we’ve gone so long without using this headline. In fact, we’ve gone so long that this headline may be off-trend, a meme that has come and gone. But nevertheless, I begin today’s Queue with the game’s most heartening phrase: a turtle made it to the water.
🔒 Watching Blizzard: I need healing!
And that's a problem, because I'm (theoretically) a healer.
🔒 Watching Blizzard: I hate puns, but I can’t seem to escape them
Unfortunately, everyone else seems to love puns, so here I am, surrounded by bee jokes.
The Queue: I’m a wreck, you’re a wreck
But Jaina proved that even the worst shipwrecks can turn into beautiful arcane death-dealing machines, and isn’t that what we all want in life? Of course it is.
Let’s fly on to the rest of the Queue.
🔒 Watching Blizzard: New content day!
It's a drought or it's a downpour, and today was certainly a downpour.
🔒 Watching Blizzard: We’re just waiting for something to happen
I admit, I get a little stir crazy when the news is too quiet.
🔒 Watching Blizzard: Maybe we should all take the day off
It continues to be a fairly lazy week in he Blizzardverse.
The Queue: There’s a question, but is there an answer?
Does every question have an answer? While this column posits to answer all of you gaming questions… some questions don’t have a right or wrong answer.
But I’m here and you’re here, so let’s see what we can do to answer the unanswerable.
🔒 Watching Blizzard: It’s quiet. Too quiet…
Another relatively quiet day has come and gone.
🔒 Watching Blizzard: Were you ready for Monday?
I was not ready for Monday, which is how Monday is already over.
