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Matthew Rossi

Matthew Rossi @MatthewWRossi — Matthew Rossi is a synapsid, perhaps descended from Cynognathus. He was born in Providence, Rhode Island, and grew up there before leaving to see the world and be mistaken for a sasquatch and/or minor singing celebrity in various locales. He currently lives and writes in Edmonton alongside his amazing and beautiful wife and their cats. He’s written three collections of speculative fiction, Things That Never Were, Bottled Demon and At Last, Atlantis. He loves playing warriors in World of Warcraft, barbarians in Diablo III, and he’s beginning to notice a pattern here.


The Queue: I need more barely-there chest armor

I think it was Scott Leyes who said it a Queue or two ago, but man, now that I have a couple of Lightforged I’m leveling I’m very disappointed in my lack of chest armor that shows off these tattoos. I mean, I went and got myself pretty significant Light tats and I can’t show them. You can barely see them in the Warleader’s armor set I’ve got on there. I’ve also tried it in the Exalted set, it’s not much better really. And since my two Lightforged are male, it’s even worse — sets that are like bikinis on women, like the Jade set, are just giant BP’s on dudes and that’s not fair. I need to show this beef off.

Anyway, here’s the Queue. I’m a grown man worrying that I can’t dress my video game character skimpily enough. Keep in mind I need pieces at or below level 60, these guys aren’t into BC/Wrath era content yet.


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