World Of Warcraft

"Okay, yeah, Delvar is supposed to be my bodyguard, but this is just silly," writes submitter Arugadh of Deep Forest Caravan on Wyrmrest Accord (US-A). "He seems to think that keeping me safe means standing as close as possible, no matter where I’m at. I mean, how likely is it that I’m going to be assassinated in my own garrison?"

Or space goat's best friend or whatnot.

Half-breed. This is by far Garona's most distinguishing feature - half-orc, half-draenei, but inexplicably led to believe she was half-human for a period of time. She never knew her mother, prematurely aged and molded into a tool of the Shadow Council, an assassin on command.

"This is why we can't have nice things!" exclaims submitter Darby. "You try to raise an undead army of mighty heroes and someone comes along and breaks your sword! Boys, just say sorry to each other and let's go get some ICC cream for dessert!"

Submitter Soeurlouve of GrandGalacticInquisitor on Llane (US-A) found herself cornered by two enemy tauren, one of whom was wielding a fearsome baguette for a weapon. What's a lowbie worgen to do when outnumbered by the Horde? Why, pull out her Alterac Brew-Pup, of course!

U.S. sanctions against the Crimean region have led to a blackout for World of Warcraft and Diablo 3 players located therein.

"Gnomes seem to be the butt of a lot of WoW jokes, mainly of the 'punting' variety," writes submitter Epicurian of Spectacular Death on Llane (US-A).

Each poster is made up of numerous quotes from members of each faction, arranged and colored to make a faction logo out of the text. From picking just the right quotes to laying out the text one letter at a time, making these posters was a time consuming process — but we think the results are worth it.

You know what's really behind everything bad in Azeroth? The lizard people.

"Sometimes, it's the moments in between battles that truly allow us to perceive our purpose amid the glory of the universe," writes submitter Benjamin, who must be in a more contemplative mood than most of us.