Elizabeth Harper

This is very undignified. That’s really all there is to say about it. At least last time this happened I was right-side up. But no.

Anyway, while I’m here I may as well try to answer some questions before the blood all rushes to my head and I pass out. Let’s Queue.

It's Friday, and the World of Warcraft servers had some surprise maintenance this morning.

For April Fools' the Warcraft team joked that a typo in player housing incorrectly characterized the feature: instead it was player houses, allowing players to literally be houses.

It's another week of short maintenance for World of Warcraft, with just the standard hour-long downtime for modern, Classic, and Cataclysm Classic realms.

While there are still plenty of crunchy tabletop games out there, lately we're playing a lot of shorter TTRPGs that lean into narrative elements — and are easier to schedule than long form campaigns.

It’s a big dangerous world out there, but it does look a little bit bigger when you’re encountering it from gnome height. But if we were intimidated by every robot dinosaur and giant ape duo we saw, we would never get out of bed.

But for now, we can take a break between pulls to answer a few (a very few) questions.

This week's maintenance schedule for World of Warcraft is once again refreshingly light: all WoW servers will be down for just an hou this morning.

It's a tough day for the employees of Triangle Agency, but our skilled Agents are always ready to beat back any challenge — even when that challenge is a mass of anomalous electrical wires intent on their deaths!

This is not what I expected, but when is anything what we expect it to be? At least I didn’t become a smudge on the streets of Undermine (again), but Goblin technology could stand to have a couple more creature comforts.

But where here for the Queue, so the Queue we shall have. Let’s get to some questions.

Good news, my friends: the World of Warcraft severs may be offline, but this week's maintenance will only last for an hour.