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Matthew Rossi

Matthew Rossi @MatthewWRossi — Matthew Rossi is a synapsid, perhaps descended from Cynognathus. He was born in Providence, Rhode Island, and grew up there before leaving to see the world and be mistaken for a sasquatch and/or minor singing celebrity in various locales. He currently lives and writes in Edmonton alongside his amazing and beautiful wife and their cats. He’s written three collections of speculative fiction, Things That Never Were, Bottled Demon and At Last, Atlantis. He loves playing warriors in World of Warcraft, barbarians in Diablo III, and he’s beginning to notice a pattern here.


The Queue: Obligatory Star Wars reference goes here

I have discharged my social obligation unto you and transmogged into a Jedi Guardian (or Sith Juggernaut, if you prefer — the blue swords imply Jedi, but the armor says Sith) and thus revealed that I, too, am engaged in celebrating Star Wars on this, the high holy day of Star Wars fandom. Now that said cultural reference has been shared, you will no longer suspect that I am not actually a human being but rather am an android body of cloned tissue with a cybernetic brain link allowing a long forgotten sapient computer to transmit my thoughts and live via said cloned body by proxy.

Let us now engage in questions about Blizzard and thus ally your suspicions even more. I’m totes human.


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