Matthew Rossi

I have a beard! I’m grumpy all the time! I love dinosaurs and Warriors! I pretend to be old video game characters and talk to pixelated swords!

This is the Queue. Let’s all pretend there could really be someone as ridiculous as Matthew Rossi and watch him answer some questions about Blizzard games.

World of Warcraft has a host of characters, some with massive importance to the story of the game, like King Varian Wrynn or Sylvanas Windrunner, Banshee Queen of the Forsaken.

Technically Ashkandi communicates entirely through stabbing, chopping, mashing and otherwise crushing foes beneath its mighty blade. I will be translating for it.

This is the Queue. Ashkandi awaits your questions.

So my wife and I were doing the Diablo 3 as we do, and a set piece dropped while we were fighting what appeared to be every single demon in existence.

So this is the Tavern Queue, which is like The Queue, only not even tangentially about Blizzard games.

The title refers to me.

I'm quite serious about this.

I am Kyle, son of Vlaros, rightful king of the Androthi and defeater of Sarlac. I am known as Blackthorne. I deserve a sequel already.

This is the Queue. Your questions about my game and other, Blizzard games will be answered here.

As is usual for me, I've gotten back into Diablo 3, dividing my time in game between a seasonal Barbarian and my level 70 Barbarian, grinding up Paragon levels.

The events we described last week would be more than enough chaos for any five lives, but Varian Wrynn was not destined to escape strife and bloodshed.