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Matthew Rossi

Matthew Rossi @MatthewWRossi — Matthew Rossi is a synapsid, perhaps descended from Cynognathus. He was born in Providence, Rhode Island, and grew up there before leaving to see the world and be mistaken for a sasquatch and/or minor singing celebrity in various locales. He currently lives and writes in Edmonton alongside his amazing and beautiful wife and their cats. He’s written three collections of speculative fiction, Things That Never Were, Bottled Demon and At Last, Atlantis. He loves playing warriors in World of Warcraft, barbarians in Diablo III, and he’s beginning to notice a pattern here.


The Queue: A Raving Rainbow

Yes, that’s my Barbarian, dual wielding rainbow swords and crushing demon skulls while wearing a set of sparkling butterfly wings that contain infinity within them.

If the next Diablo game decides it doesn’t have room for this level of whimsy, I will be sad for it, because this is legitimately awesome. I am smashing demons in the face with rainbows. I don’t feel like any further statement can possibly improve on that.


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