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The Queue: #TopHalfFishADisneyMovie

What’s the title, you ask? Well, while in the midst of a discussion about which Disney film should be made live-action, I suggested The Little Mermaid… but with Ariel having the top half of her body as a fish. That led us down a rabbit hole (fish… hole?) of different Disney movies wherein we replaced characters’ top halves with fish bodies. It’s not weird.

But anyway, while you think about which Disney film would be most entertaining with the main characters top-half fish’d — I’d like to see a bunch of Dalmatian-puppy-fish abominations, personally — let’s Queue.


The Queue: The hare cheated; history was not repeated

Despite being a 48-hour Splatfest, I didn’t partake in this one nearly as much as I have in the past. Mostly because it was Easter weekend and I was pretty busy. However, I will say, I am strongly disappointed in the results. Hare beating tortoise? Pffft. Nope. Never. Wouldn’t happen.

Oh well, whatever. I’m not mad.

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Let’s Queue.


The Queue: Into the Jovan-Verse

Happy Tuesday, folks! It’s a rare Queue that I finish Monday night before midnight, but it seems this will be one of those rarities. I don’t want to risk jinxing this and having to re-write this intro, so why not hop to it?

Let’s Queue.


The Queue: I don’t know what happened

I’m gonna be completely honest with you guys: I have no idea what happened in terms of April Fool’s jokes yesterday. I spent Sunday away from home, fell asleep extra early, and then spent all of Monday doing work. So anything that transpired after Saturday is not something I’m privy to.

That said, you guys were pretty cool about asking questions, despite “Mitch having Queue duty the day after AFD [be] the most poetic form of justice,” according to PumaBackup. JOKE’S ON YOU, PUMA! I GOT PLENTY OF QUESTIONS!

With that in mind, let’s Queue.


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