The Queue
The Queue: Real Fake Doors
If you’re wondering who spent way too much time on a completely unrelated, mediocre-looking gag that most people probably won’t get, I’ll give you a hint: It’s the person who is not Alex and also who’s writing today’s Queue. You get two guesses.
And with that seg-out-of-the-ue, let’s get to questions!
The Queue: Losing track of time
An illusion? What are you hiding?!
Hiding something? Me? No way. I’m just an average everyday Queue writer, exactly where I should be. Why would you think otherwise?
The Queue: I am not Alex
Hey, hi, hello. Last week, Liz may or may not have murdered me and left me a ghost to haunt the spooky wilds of Blizzard Mitch Watch. In my spooky search for revenge, I may or may not have haunted Alex and scared him away from the site. Because of these strange and spooky events, I am now Alex for the week.
Let’s answer some questions of varying spookicity.
The Queue: Magic mountain
Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!
Charlie’s seen some better days. They were the good old days, when his kidney wasn’t hanging out in a treasure box, but in his body where it belonged.
…exactly how you get Artifact Power out of a kidney, I don’t know, but I think I’m better off not knowing. Let’s get to your questions!
The Queue: Don’t mention it
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While hunting down a treasure in Highmountain, I happened upon this perfectly respectable group of Tauren engaging in a rousing bout of fisticuffs. There most certainly were no shenanigans to be found, just good, clean fun. You know what else is fun? Answering your questions — let’s just get to that part.
The Queue: My Warcraft Novel
For the record, yes, they should hire me to write a Warcraft novel, and it would be an awesome tale of the generational struggles of a family of Draenei during their long flight from Argus. I suspect I’d die working on Volume 10 of the thing.
It’s the Queue, let’s talk about stuff.
The Queue: Solo questing
Quests are great, but when you reach the end of your Loremaster achievement you’re just left with running dungeons or, when you don’t have a group handy, soloing your way through World Quests. And since I’m writing the Queue late today, it’s just me — so we’ll have a peaceful day of questions and answers, won’t we?
The Queue: Chase the chicken
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The Queue: Taking a holiday from holidays
Hi. Today’s Queue got into the idea of Death Gods in WoW, and coincidentally I feel like death right now. So let’s get right to it, shall we? Let’s do.
The Queue: All Stabbing’s Eve
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