The Queue

Seriously, this was the worst I could do in WoW and it’s nowhere near as out of control thicket full of briars as my actual beard is. I feel like Emperor Norton over here.

This is The Queue. Let’s get it on like a video game ape who started off as Mario’s main antagonist before the guy started tripping on mushrooms and fighting turtles.

Hello, Queuevians! As you know, Mitch and I, common co-conspirators on Thursday’s Queue, disagree about a lot of things. But there’s at least one thing we don’t disagree on: rum. Rum is great. Pirate hats are great. Parrots are great.

And Legion is finally bringing us the one piratical change we’ve been asking for.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Maybe I’m just weird, but I’m very very very serious about wanting another Diablo 3 expansion. I want some of the things left unresolved resolved, Blizzard!

Did Leah’s soul end up trapped in the Burning Hells? If so, when do we get to go save her? What happened to her was the kind of injustice heroes are supposed to do something about, and after both her grandfather and father got screwed over by Diablo, it’s about time someone in that family caught a break.

Anyway, this is The Queue. I want a new expansion, or even news about Diablo 4. Don’t let this franchise wait another 9 years or so like you did between Diablo 2 and 3.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

And now, in Curious Alpha Bug news: It appears that Troll models are slightly messed up, in that they spontaneously disappear at random moments. This isn’t limited to NPCs — playing my Troll Shaman meant that for a good chunk of time, my character was simply absent from the screen. In other news, this Troll Uncrowned Peacekeeper has won the weekly award for Best Underbelly Rogue. We’d say he wears this new badge of honor with pride, except we can’t actually tell if he’s wearing it or not.

On to the questions!

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Okay I confess, the first question in today’s Queue was one that I mentioned wanting to be asked on Twitter. So somebody asked it. Which means I get to talk about it, which is great because I totally wanted to do that in the first place. So if you ever wanted to know what kind of hero I’d throw together for Overwatch, you’ll be happy. If you didn’t…well you’ll still be happy anyway, because I answered a lot of other questions, too!

I have a blood bubble on my retina and it’s blocking a decent chunk of my vision, causing me intense head pain when I read things. This is, you can probably guess, less than ideal when writing The Queue. But we soldier on, because we must.

Let’s look at some questions.

Ladies and gentlemen, you could have been anywhere in the world tonight this morning, but you’re here with us in New York City the Queue. Are you ready for a cabinet meeting some Q&A? The issue on the table: Liz and Mitch’s ongoing bickering about which type of wine is better. And maybe some questions about WoW, Heroes, and Legion.

Secretary Mitch, you have the floor, sir…

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!