The Queue

Salvage Yard is love. Salvage Yard is life.

Yes, today’s Queue is late. We’re going to blame Comcast. I will be your host today, even though I don’t think I’ve written a Queue since 2008, when it was called Ask a Beta Tester and we were trying to answer everyone’s Wrath of the Lich King questions.

Today, we don’t have any Wrath questions, but we will be talking about time travel and alternate universe Azeroth. So let’s get right to it, shall we?

Let’s jump right in today, eh?

One of the best memories of Burning Crusade was that one time I figured out how to fly upside down. I nearly made myself motion sick but it was totally worth it.

Blackrock Foundry LFR has been an interesting experience — far more so than Highmaul, which was kind of fun in terms of flavor, but not so much with the fights. I liked Kargath’s bout, I enjoyed Tectus and his sonorous pronouncements, but most of the fights were kind of forgettable. Not so with the Foundry. I love Hans’gar and Franzok, and yesterday I finally got to experience Operator Thogar, which I also really enjoyed. Trains are fun and there should be more of them. You know what else is fun? Answering questions. Let’s do that!

Okay, yeah, I’m not doing any dinosaur related stuff in this Queue either. Look, I’m playing WoW, doing some raiding (hit both heroic Highmaul and normal BRF this week) and also doing some Diablo III. Basically, I’m playing a lot of Blizzard games and I haven’t really had the time to go dig up any new dinosaur facts lately, plus it’s always been more of a personal pleasure than anything you guys really wanted. If I’m wrong, you have this edition of The Queue to make your case for dinosaurs.

I’m also sad about Terry Pratchett.

Enough of this, let’s talk about your questions.

I had a lot of problems coming up with an intro today. But then I realized something… I think I’ve spoken about every food, every drink, every meme, and every TV show or film in the world. There is nothing left to opine over anymore.

So that’s it. Show’s over, wrap it up, everyone.

Oh wait, you have WoW questions? And non were about flying? Awesome, let’s dive in.

Prior to the addition of the S.E.L.F.I.E. Camera, I rather like the eternal twilight of Shadowmoon Valley. Now? Now I wish I had better lighting for all the use I’m getting out of WoWstagram.

I’m so glad the cats in my garrison are getting along with each other. It makes life much easier; when my cats at home don’t get along with each other, they chase each other all over the apartment and inevitably end up scratching some wooden furniture or destroying something important.

Not that I mind that either. It’s hella cute. Usually these fights can be instigated by putting a small amount of catnip out for them to haggle over.

Be right back.

I really don’t know who’s brilliant idea it was to give a firework on a stick to an overly rambunctious pug, but the end result is utterly adorable. And a total fire hazard. I wonder if there’s anyone on Draenor offering any kind of home or property insurance?