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BlizzCaps: The forest for the trees

"CRO THREADSTONG!!! SHOW YOURSELF!! YOU WANT WAR? I BRING WAR!!!!" I heard those words, more like a loud, creaking, groaning sound echo throughout my garrison, followed by thundering footsteps that shook the sturdy buildings within the walls. It didn't take long to find the source of the frightening sounds. It was ... The Fruit Vendor.

BlizzCaps: And boom goes the dynamite

"So I was wondering which bright spark had put the torches just above the dynamite where any stray ... bright spark might cause an explosion," writes submitter Cuddlekins of Doomhammer (EU-A). "I asked Delvar whether we should call OSHA, but he suggested that his 'having a word' would be a more effective solution. My ghoul, Rotravager, did say that at least the torches meant we would be able to see the explosion. I suppose being revived from the dead doesn't do much for your mental faculties."

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