Cory Taylor

We’re still so early into December and I think I have almost all of my Christmas shopping done! This has to be a record.

I’ve even gotten fresh wrapping paper covered in sharks in Santa hats. Everything is coming Milhouse!

While I check my shopping list again, it’s time for — The Queue!

Somehow, Monday has returned.

Wait, have I made that joke before? That’s the problem with Mondays — they don’t have you performing at your best. This is why I’m so sad to report that today is once again Monday. I know I know, I can’t quite believe it either.

If only science could stop working on all of those robots and cars and robot cars and focus on defeating our greatest evil, Monday.

While I try to get ahold of a top scientist in the anti-Monday field, it’s time for — The Queue!

It’s happened, snow has arrived and with it colder temperatures. Next week it’s supposed to get closer to -30 celsius than -20. Yaaaaaaaay.

It’s fine, I’ll get used to it in a little while. Until then like any man with a cold I’m gonna be super complainy about it.

While I try and find another sweater to wear, it’s time for — The Queue!

Have you heard that winter is coming? We’re pretty sure it’s true. It always seems to.

We’ve had some snow a couple of times now, but nothing has really stuck around. Still, the next one could be it, and if not the next one, the one after…

While I make sure that my stores of hot chocolate are adequate, it’s time for — The Queue!

Sometimes Queues are short y’know?

Not all of them, but some of them.

While I go looking for a longer Queue, it’s time for — The (Short) Queue.

In this economy?!

While I try and scrape together a hoard, it’s time for — The Queue!

It’s nearly the big day! Next time I see you all it will all be over, and I’ll just have to keep the spirit in my heart as we move into the Christmas festivities.

Until then though, how many people have actually bobbed for apples? I know I never have. I know that it’d be pretty far down on the party games list these days with the pandemic, but even before that, I’ve never bobbed for anything! Is it just a Hollywood construct? Am I too young?

While I get to the bottom of this apple related mystery, it’s time for — The Queue!

There’s a chill in the air and the nights are getting longer. Things are ramping up to the spookiest (best) time of the year! The candy bars are getting smaller, the air is getting chillier, the leaves are crunchier, and that strange noise in the night might be a small critter — or it might be a ghost!

While I definitely don’t go investigate that alone, it’s time for — The Queue!

Warcraft Rumble has gotten into the Halloween spirit with its first in-game event tied to a holiday -- Hallow's End.

It’s the best food day of the year! Turkey! pie! All sorts of side dishes that work with turkey and pie! At least for Canadians. For everyone else, you’ll just have to be jealous of us and our big feasts.

I know that I’ve already had one great Thanksgiving meal after spending the weekend with my favorite person. With another feast tonight! Everything’s coming up Cory!

While I go back for seconds, it’s time for — The Queue!