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Matthew Rossi

Matthew Rossi @MatthewWRossi — Matthew Rossi is a synapsid, perhaps descended from Cynognathus. He was born in Providence, Rhode Island, and grew up there before leaving to see the world and be mistaken for a sasquatch and/or minor singing celebrity in various locales. He currently lives and writes in Edmonton alongside his amazing and beautiful wife and their cats. He’s written three collections of speculative fiction, Things That Never Were, Bottled Demon and At Last, Atlantis. He loves playing warriors in World of Warcraft, barbarians in Diablo III, and he’s beginning to notice a pattern here.


The Queue: Getting ready for Legion

I had a whole cool intro written to this Queue, but then WordPress ate it and I have to write the whole thing over again except I’m completely furious with the thing and so, that’s not happening. Instead, enjoy the picture of my Death Knight using a 2h sword my original Tauren Warrior used back in BC. I love the Wardrobe. Let’s talk about Blizzard games.


The Queue: Calm

Hi. This is expected to post to the site on Tuesday, July 19th. As y’all likely know, that’s the day that patch 7.0 for World of Warcraft will drop, as I predicted. It will likely be a tumultuous day, full of hijinks and complications and unforeseen consequences.

But we’re all going to stay calm and get through this together. We’ll handle the unexpected server delays, the equally unexpected bugs that never showed up on the Beta or PTR, and the manic rush of people trying to experience the systems changes and new transmog system with equanimity. Everything is going to be okay.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to run around flailing my arms wildly and shrieking. What? That’s how I handle things calmly. It’s patch day, let’s talk about Blizzard games.


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