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Matthew Rossi

Matthew Rossi @MatthewWRossi — Matthew Rossi is a synapsid, perhaps descended from Cynognathus. He was born in Providence, Rhode Island, and grew up there before leaving to see the world and be mistaken for a sasquatch and/or minor singing celebrity in various locales. He currently lives and writes in Edmonton alongside his amazing and beautiful wife and their cats. He’s written three collections of speculative fiction, Things That Never Were, Bottled Demon and At Last, Atlantis. He loves playing warriors in World of Warcraft, barbarians in Diablo III, and he’s beginning to notice a pattern here.


The Queue: Sadly I have not gained laser vision

So last Thursday I had my monthly eye injections, but before that, I had the first of what will likely be three laser treatments. I’m told people don’t want to hear about that, so I’ll just say it was an interesting experience, a lot like having an Exodar Disco inside your eyeballs.

This is the Queue. Nope, still no laser vision. Let’s talk about Blizzard and games and stuff.


The Queue: Whimsyshire

Finally got to go to Whimsyshire this week — was killing a treasure goblin and boom a portal opened when he died and I ended up turning unicorns into paste. I felt really bad about it until the legendaries started dropping. Then I didn’t feel so bad.

This is The Queue. Let’s talk about Blizzard games.


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