Matthew Rossi
Breakfast Topic: The retro feeling
The Warrior’s Charge: Warriors and class lore in Legion
The Queue: My actual beard is crazier than this
Seriously, this was the worst I could do in WoW and it’s nowhere near as out of control thicket full of briars as my actual beard is. I feel like Emperor Norton over here.
This is The Queue. Let’s get it on like a video game ape who started off as Mario’s main antagonist before the guy started tripping on mushrooms and fighting turtles.
Breakfast Topic: Enough with the Old Gods
The Queue: I need a new Diablo expansion
Maybe I’m just weird, but I’m very very very serious about wanting another Diablo 3 expansion. I want some of the things left unresolved resolved, Blizzard!
Did Leah’s soul end up trapped in the Burning Hells? If so, when do we get to go save her? What happened to her was the kind of injustice heroes are supposed to do something about, and after both her grandfather and father got screwed over by Diablo, it’s about time someone in that family caught a break.
Anyway, this is The Queue. I want a new expansion, or even news about Diablo 4. Don’t let this franchise wait another 9 years or so like you did between Diablo 2 and 3.
Breakfast Topic: Because it makes me happy
Know Your Lore: High General Brigitte Abbendis
The Queue: No Frills
I have a blood bubble on my retina and it’s blocking a decent chunk of my vision, causing me intense head pain when I read things. This is, you can probably guess, less than ideal when writing The Queue. But we soldier on, because we must.
Let’s look at some questions.
The Queue: Therizinosaurus
Also known as Therizinosaurus cheloniformis this species is one of the most fascinating and unique of the known dinosaurs. The name means reaping lizard or scythe lizard and much like the other members of its family, it was likely either a heavily herbivorous omnivore or an outright herbivore. Therizinosaurus was the largest (to date) of its family, and possessed six foot long claws on its forelimbs. It walked upright on two legs like other theropods but presented a more rearing posture in order to make use of those massive claws (they far exceeded its smallish head in size).
This has nothing to do with Blizzard or its games. I just love dinosaurs. Anyway, let’s talk about those games. Or dinosaurs. Hey, Blizz, put a dinosaur into Overwatch. Preferably one with power armor. I also like power armor.



