Mitch

This month’s Splatfest was Teleportation vs. Time Travel. I was far too busy on Saturday to participate, sadly… which may explain why the wrong side won. That said, this one was tougher than I initially expected.

Why? The fact that time travel is up against teleportation inherently implies that you can ONLY time travel from your current location. Most versions of time travel I’ve seen in sci-fi have allowed people to teleport as they time travel. If you can’t do that, it’s a little less exciting — but it’s still better.

Oh well. Let’s Queue.

Do not read this post or its comments if you don't want spoilers for the Game of Thrones series finale.  It was never going to be easy to end Game of Thrones.

Good morning, everyone.

Let’s Queue.

Man, I don't even know, y'all. Despite last week's episode being panned by pretty much everyone, I found it enjoyable enough in its semi-return to political machinations. But this week's episode? I don't really have any way of defending it.

World of Warcraft is a vast game, both in terms of the scale of the world and the breadth of content it offers.

You heard me. When you see a Lalafell, you punt it.

Please keep this in mind as we Queue.

Tonight's Game of Thrones episode may have followed one of the biggest episodes of the whole series, but that doesn't mean it didn't still have a major impact on the story to come.

Back in classic WoW, there was a bug called "wall-walking" which, well, it was exactly what it sounds like.

What’s the title, you ask? Well, while in the midst of a discussion about which Disney film should be made live-action, I suggested The Little Mermaid… but with Ariel having the top half of her body as a fish. That led us down a rabbit hole (fish… hole?) of different Disney movies wherein we replaced characters’ top halves with fish bodies. It’s not weird.

But anyway, while you think about which Disney film would be most entertaining with the main characters top-half fish’d — I’d like to see a bunch of Dalmatian-puppy-fish abominations, personally — let’s Queue.

Please use this space to discuss spoilers for Game of Thrones’ “The Long Night" -- AKA "Battle of Winterfell” -- episode.