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The Queue: Sploosh-o-matic

Another month, another Splatfest. Here in North America, it was a battle of which bad holiday present you would prefer to receive: socks or sweaters? At first, I was leaning Team Sweater because bad holiday sweaters are a sort-of pastime, and you should always have at least one for the holidays. Then, as many pointed out, I realized socks could be worn year round, and could also be hidden easily. So I went Team Socks.

My preferred weapon of deadly inking remains the close-range Sploosh-o-matic. It’s a very serious weapon.


The Queue: Mars Landing

Hello and welcome to another edition of Mitch Monday. The good news is that I’m here, ready to be Mitch for your reading pleasure. The bad news is, well, basically everything else.

Let’s dive into that last sentence, shall we?


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