Mitch
The Queue: Sploosh-o-matic
Another month, another Splatfest. Here in North America, it was a battle of which bad holiday present you would prefer to receive: socks or sweaters? At first, I was leaning Team Sweater because bad holiday sweaters are a sort-of pastime, and you should always have at least one for the holidays. Then, as many pointed out, I realized socks could be worn year round, and could also be hidden easily. So I went Team Socks.
My preferred weapon of deadly inking remains the close-range Sploosh-o-matic. It’s a very serious weapon.
What alternate reality from Heroes of the Storm do you want to be real?
Heroes of the Storm’s Hero and Team League placement issues to be fixed today
Heroes of the Storm’s new ranking system may not be working properly
What do you want most out of Blizzard’s holiday events?
The Queue: Discord Strike
I hope you find the title as clever as I do.
Here’s The Queue.
The Queue: Mars Landing
Hello and welcome to another edition of Mitch Monday. The good news is that I’m here, ready to be Mitch for your reading pleasure. The bad news is, well, basically everything else.
Let’s dive into that last sentence, shall we?



