The Queue

I’m going for speed today. But the Queuemunity has not left me alone in my time of need.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us questions but in time our memory faded so we’ll see about the answers.

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The weather here has gotten a little colder, the clouds are out today, and it just feels like a day for a nap. Probably no one would notice if I just took a little snooze right here, would they? I could probably get away with it.

But, no, let’s answer some questions first. Let’s Queue.

It’s not that I enjoy summer, but there’s just something about being outside with your eyes closed and sunglasses on. It’s such a vibe.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us the questions and we give you something approaching some kind of answer, maybe. As long as we can do it from the hammock. Related, would you mind putting up the hammock while I lie in the grass? Thanks.

I still think this was my best movie recreation I ever did in Warcraft. 

I didn’t do many, maybe it’s my only one! However, I’m still proud of finding a tiny city to stage my Godzilla vs Kong moment.

While I stomp on Tokyo, it’s time for — The Queue!

Let’s have a toast, Queue, for life is to be celebrated. To your health!

Left to my own devices I will absolutely just keep expanding the backstories I create for each and every tabletop RPG character I make, and truthfully, even characters I make for video games like Baldur’s Gate 3, Wrath of the Righteous or Rogue Trader.  I mean, paragraph after paragraph explaining every single detail of my character’s life and history.

I don’t know why I do this.

It feels like we were just here, doesn’t it? In the Queue.

Well, here we are again (or here we are still), so I suppose it’s time to get to some questions.

The Georgia Renaissance Festival has a huge booth right inside the front gate selling Dole Whip. We took the kids as a pre-school-end fun outing, and that’s all my son can talk about now. Not the acrobats, not the live music, not the glass blowing, not even the beignets and cotton candy. He wants to go back and pay admission solely for more Dole Whip. And as summer starts, oh man do I get it.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us questions and we’ll answer next to a big bowl of ice cream and pineapple.

Do you think that Kerrigan would have a bunch of I’m a Pet Mom style shirts, but for all of her different Zerg spawn? Or would she just have one for her favorite Zergling and call it a day? Do you think they’d all get her a gift, or is it more of a we all pitched in and got you this situation?

These are the Mom questions of the StarCraft universe.

While I ponder these, it’s time for — The Queue!

Have you ever had such a big problem that you answered your landline phone (in 2025) and thought that if you were in a comic book, the word PROBLEM?! would appear on the current panel? Cause my man Billy Kane over here sure has!

This is The Queue, and if you’ve got a big PROBLEM?! just shoot it at us, and we’ll do our best to solve it!