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The Queue: Dole Whip

The Georgia Renaissance Festival has a huge booth right inside the front gate selling Dole Whip. We took the kids as a pre-school-end fun outing, and that’s all my son can talk about now. Not the acrobats, not the live music, not the glass blowing, not even the beignets and cotton candy. He wants to go back and pay admission solely for more Dole Whip. And as summer starts, oh man do I get it.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us questions and we’ll answer next to a big bowl of ice cream and pineapple.


The Queue: Zergling Mom

Do you think that Kerrigan would have a bunch of I’m a Pet Mom style shirts, but for all of her different Zerg spawn? Or would she just have one for her favorite Zergling and call it a day? Do you think they’d all get her a gift, or is it more of a we all pitched in and got you this situation?

These are the Mom questions of the StarCraft universe.

While I ponder these, it’s time for — The Queue!


The Queue: PROBLEM?!

Have you ever had such a big problem that you answered your landline phone (in 2025) and thought that if you were in a comic book, the word PROBLEM?! would appear on the current panel? Cause my man Billy Kane over here sure has!

This is The Queue, and if you’ve got a big PROBLEM?! just shoot it at us, and we’ll do our best to solve it!


The Queue: Just another day in paradise

Spring is here, my dudes. It is time to enjoy warm(er) weather, sunshine, and greenery.

Well, except it’s been nothing but rain this week until today, when the sun snuck out around those chance-of-rain clouds. Still, I’ve been pleased to look out my window this week and see green. And now that the sun’s come out, maybe it’s time to break out the beach umbrella. (Don’t forget the sunscreen; safety first, everybody.)

But for now, let’s Queue.


The Queue: Out of this world

Sometimes you just see something and need to make sure lots of other people see it. I don’t play a lot of Hearthstone anymore, so I totally missed this card when it hit the game recently — and if I missed it, chances are you missed it too! So here I am saving the day and making sure that you see how much of a good boy Arfus is going for his space walk.

While I get him a big box of astronaut dog treats, it’s time for — The Queue.


The Queue: Visiting the Allosaurus Annex

Saurophaganax maximus was thought to be a very large predatory theropod that lived in the famous Morrison Formation of Jurassic North America. Several of the bones assigned to this genus were very similar to, but significantly larger than, those of Allosaurus specimens which had already been found in the Morrison, while others were unusual for those of a theropod at all, especially some of the vertebrae.

 


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