The Queue

How nice of Nintendo to schedule a Splatfest that not only starts on my birthday but also extends into the full weekend! I will, of course, be backing Shiver… even if this is an admittedly odd selection of options.

Ice cream flavors aside, it’s Queue time! So let’s Queue.

And here Cory needs a whole column and a link to try to earworm the Queue.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we regret nothing.

Oh to be a small fox stealing a sausage off of a plate in a tavern. That truly is the dream.

While I wistfully imagine a simpler life, it’s time for — The Queue!

I’m not sure whether Matt or I were the most cynical team members reacting to this week’s Overwatch anime, but you should probably ask him next week to see for yourself. For better or worse, to know what I’m talking about you’ll have to read to the end, because I will attempt to answer a few less fraught questions first.

I think we all know how crazy I am for Cyberpunk 2077, but one thing I really haven’t talked about enough is how Cherami Leigh’s turn as V really has a lot to do with that.

I just got to remembering Static-X today, and so I’m listening to their music. Like, for example, the song that Wayne Static made for the Batman Beyond movie. You know, the one where Wayne shows up with his hair styled to look like Batman?

This is the Queue. Hope we don’t crash.

This’ll all make sense soon enough.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we may have some answers. (dun dun DUN!)

We’re in the midst of the long weekend and instead of being out and about enjoying it I have the plague. So, I’m going to write a very strongly worded letter to whoever’s fault this is and go back to my blanket cocoon in a moment.

While I drink more medicated tea, it’s time for — The Queue!

I usually write these way too late at night, because I know if I leave it to the morning I won’t get it done on time. But that means I regularly write the Queue at 3am, when I would rather be sleeping. And, yeah, I would rather be sleeping right now, but I’m here and you’re here (in spirit?), so let’s Queue.

I don’t feel like this needs a lot of clarification.

Oh, and I took the Oath yesterday, so I’m officially Canadian today.