The Queue

Good Morning, Queue! I feel like I’ve used this particular conceit before, but if so it’s still fine — we’re doing a sequel. By know, you should know that anything goes.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we are sorry, not sorry about our answers.

Outland is as close to Mars as I think exists in the Azeroth universe. Some of it’s even red!

I’d bet at least five BlizzardWatch Bux™ that there’s even a quest in Burning Crusade that references David Bowie.

While I try and remember all of the quests from 2007, it’s time for — The Queue!

The end of the week is upon us again. We have survived another round of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, with only Friday left. We can make it to the weekend; it’s just a few hours a day.

I mean, either I’m awake or I’m having a very boring dream.

Sorry, y’all, there was a Mitch emergency (I’m sure you saw the Mitch Signal) and so, the emergency Queue host protocol dictates that I step in and provide you with a Queue. You guys like tentacles, right?

One thing I always adore about Overwatch is how completely over-the-top the performances and lines are. Every character is larger than life, with reactions and interactions to match.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we FACE THE SUNRISE!

He’s back, and I wish it was in pog form!

I just got my first-ever Mythic N’zoth kill and let me tell you, even two expansions later that’s one tough cookie! Almost like he’s a god or something…

Those clever designers at Blizzard made him go nearly invulnerable at certain health thresholds, so even bringing an almost full raid of people who still remember where they left their Wrathion cloaks — we still had to deal with the sanity mechanics in the fight! Once that runs out you’re gone, no matter how much health you have.

All in all, it was a little much for a fight two expansions out. At this point, I think there should be some considerations put in place for fights like that, Mythic Jaina and Mythic Kil’jaeden where the brute force option isn’t a possibility.

While I try and figure out what that entails, it’s time for — The Queue!

Another day, another Queue. Let’s get to it, shall we?

Look, blame Mitch, I can’t stop hearing it.

It’s the Queue and if I had a million dollars, I’d be rich.

I’m not actually sure how far a million dollars goes nowadays, but I’d certainly take some time off to catch up on my gaming backlog and turn into a Hobby Person. Heck, money or no, we all deserve a full year off every now and then, just to catch up on stuff n things. Right? Or maybe we deserve longer…

Anyhow, that’s a thought for another time. Right now’s thoughts are for… [dramatic

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The Queue.