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The Queue: I have no idea what this is

Look, all I know is every time Commander Shepard is going anywhere, these guys are in the way, and I feel ridiculously guilty if I run them over in the Mako or the Hammerhead. Why are they on so many different planets? Why do they have weird little arms up front of their legs? Can they pronate or supinate those arms? How useful are they, can they grip tools? Are they sapient beings? What’s the deal with them? They’re apparently called Space Cows, but… I mean, that’s not a cow.

People eat these things. That feels like a mistake.’

Anyway, this is the Queue. I don’t think that’s what a cow should look like.


The Queue: Let it snow?

Now, I’m not usually one for the laws of attraction or manifestation or whatever, but it always feels like a wasted opportunity to me if it’s really cold out and it doesn’t snow. So.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we’ll give you answers while we’re bundled up under a couple blankets with a mug of cocoa.


The Queue: Glorious!

Last night my guild took a break from pushing Mythic content to knock out our Glory of the Dominant Raider achievements. It’s easily my favorite raid of any tier. I love seeing all the wacky things that Blizzard gets us to do in order to earn these achievements. Like the Remnant of Ner’zhul achievement for tossing the orbs through a hoop on the side of the platform. It was some silly fun! Lucky for my raid I’d been practicing on all of our Ner’zhul attempts up to this point so I was able to make three goals in only five tosses. I’ve heard of other groups that took way longer than that.

On the other hand, I’m pretty sure that the Kel’Thuzad achievement means that we just destroyed Mr. Bigglesworth along with the Lich himself. For which I just have to ask “Who hurt you Blizzard?”

While I write a strongly worded letter to Blizzard about killing cute slime kitties, it’s time for — The Queue.


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