The Queue

It was Mother’s Day yesterday, I hope you remembered to get Lillith something nice! After all, she is the mother to all of Sanctuary and doesn’t get the recognition that she deserves most of the time.

I was going to get her a nice box of chocolates, but then I thought up something much better — a brand new cloak made of the living skin from a trio of sacrifices! Just what every Mom deserves on their special day.

While I try and figure out if this cloak is dry clean only, it’s time for — The Queue!

Fly me to The Queue
And let me play with Hearthstone cards
Let me see what queues are like
In Overwatch and WoW

In other words
Play StarCraft
In other words
Let’s do Queue things!

And it returns, as it always does, to Celldweller.

A painful picture/
That I can’t forget/
Now what I see/
Is what I get/

Let’s Queue this.

Telogrus Rift has solved the issue of transportation among floating rocks perched at the edge of the Void by transforming your character into some sort of Void or Shadow creature. While it’s surely a creative solution, I can’t help but think doing it too often will result in extra shadowy appendages over time or a one-way trip into the neighboring abyss — and neither result seems ideal. Maybe Gryphons and Wyverns aren’t fond of all that black and purple?

That said, despite the clear and present danger to your character’s existence I do recommend partaking in the new patch 10.2.7 questline. It doesn’t take very long and you see the pieces of The War Within start to come together.

While I ponder whether an Earthen covered in tentacles would actually be a roper — no, not those ropers —  let’s answer some questions!

Sometimes, playing games makes me hungry. Today, writing The Queue is making me hungry. It’s fine.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us questions and we’ll answer just as soon as we grab a little snack.

I’m not saying that Xal’atath has everything figured out, I’m just saying that maybe they’ve got some good ideas and maybe we should give them a chance. I mean it’s not like the world is ending or anything, what’s the worst that could happen?

While I subscribe to their newsletter, it’s time for — The Queue!

I never realized that adulthood was just a series of thinking about the next time you would get to take a nap, but here we are.

Let’s talk Warcraft. And maybe some other stuff.

Blame Jil, it’s not my fault.

No.

There are only a very few things in life which are just as exciting when you grow up as they were when you were a kid. One of those things is pizza night. In fact, I may be more excited now, because pizza night means I don’t have to really meal plan, or cook, or especially clean up, and everyone gets what they want with very minimal whining. It’s practically a vacation.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us for P-I-Z-Z-A and we’ll give you the answers just as soon as it gets here.