The Queue

I was going to talk a lot about dinosaurs today, but then I ended up just discussing stuff you guys left in the comments.

There are few greater pleasures in life than immediately obtaining the new hotness and being able to show it off.

Anyway, this is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us questions and we’ll give you answers. What, this old thing?

Last week, somebody said that the way I abbreviated renovation to reno made them think of a different event entirely. So here are two tickets to the Reno gun show, just for you, half-remembered and definitely real commentator.

While I decide if I’m going to return to this joke for a third time next week, it’s time for our daily question and answer column — The Queue!

Blizzard, you had better add this absolute work of art — perhaps the best prop item your artists have ever conceived — to Player Housing as a decor option. That will be all. I will not be taking questions at this time.

…except I will be taking questions at this time because this is The Queue, our daily Q&A column where the Q stands for — you guessed it — Questions! And Answer them we shall, right after I stop writing this intro.

Just trust me on this. It’s very unpleasant. Just let me put it this way, I really feel for Azeroth right about now.

I am not a fan of gaming showcases and events. They’re usually heavy on hype and light on things to actually be hyped about. Last week’s Warcraft showcase actually went pretty well, with a lot of info to share and some exciting reveals. But today’s Overwatch showcase? Well, since my expectations were on the floor, it managed to exceed them, but I’m not exactly overwhelmed, despite a new cinematic trailer … something we haven’t seen since… well, I started scrolling to find one and eventually gave up. It’s been a while.

Maybe Overwatch can stage a comeback. Maybe.

But while we wait for that to happen, this is the Queue, our daily Q&A column. Let’s get to your questions.

Every time I go to the grocery store I immediately want to eat everything I just purchased. As such, my lunch today is a mini croissant, a couple strawberries, some cheese, a few fritos, and a handful of chocolate chips. Is it a meal? Is it a snack? Who knows, but I’m sure my blood pressure has something to say about it!

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us the questions and we’ll supply the answers as we sit on our desk with a small bowl of salt and pepper cashews (they were on sale this week!).

I went to a home renovation tradeshow over the weekend, and it hit me after that it would’ve been the perfect place to sneak a little Warcraft housing booth into! There could be a huge market for people who want to use it for basic housing design work. It certainly wouldn’t be any more out of place than the candy booth(s), or the free caricaturist.

I’m sure that there would be a few confused people, but imagine the joy on some kids faces as they got something fun to do while their parents go and learn about drywall repair!

While I take my ideas straight to the top of the Blizzard marketing division, it’s time for our daily question and answer column — The Queue!

There’s a lot going on in WoW right now, so it’s no surprise that we got a lot of questions about things that are currently going on in the game. Welcome back weekend! Housing! More housing! Midnight questing! Midnight catch up event!

This our daily Q&A column, and it’s called The Queue. You ask the questions, we provide the answers. Let’s boogie, players.

There sure is a lot going on right now all of a sudden, all of which I know the details of, because I definitely did not write this well in advance to be ready for an onslaught of news. Being prepared in advance does not sound at all like me.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us questions and we definitely know what the answers are gonna be?