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Cory Taylor

Cory Taylor @CoryjTaylor — Cory comes from the Land of Ice and Snow, an avid Blizzard fan he's been hooked since Warcraft 2. He spends his time in Warcraft as a Guardian Druid, and out of Warcraft wishing he could spend 6 months out of the year hibernating.


The Queue: Crabby

Am I feeling crabby because I’ve been watching the Race to World First all weekend and have seen hundreds of attempts on Halondrus? Or am I feeling crabby because an hour of sleep was cruelly stolen from me?

It could honestly be either. Evolutions arm is long, but it always bends toward crab.

While I give my kitchen tongs a few click clacks to get used to the feeling, it’s time for — The Queue.


The Queue: What a classy Druid

So without consulting with any of the other Queue writers, I’m going to try and get a week of class-focused Queues! Maybe this will work, maybe it won’t! It might depend on how many questions y’all can ask them about their preferred classes. If everything goes according to my bearly thought-out plan we’ll have Druid, Hunter, Warrior, Shadow Priest, and Paladin Queues.

And now without further aqueue… it’s time for The Queue!


The Queue: WHERE’S CHADDIUS?!?

I was going to do a bit about looking so fly next to Chaddius in my Rhinestone Sunglasses and use that as the excuse for why I’m here instead of Mitch today — because I do look extremely fly. But when I got to where he normally lives, Chaddius is missing!

WHERE IS HE?! IS HE ALRIGHT? NOBODY BETTER HAVE HURT MY GOOD STEWARD FRIEND CHADDIUS!!!!

While I try and get to the bottom of this heinous mystery, it’s time for — The Queue.


The Queue: Sepulcher? I hardly know ‘er!

It’s finally here! I’m so glad that the Sepulcher of the First Ones has opened, I always eagerly anticipate every new raid. Those first few pulls against a new boss are just so gloriously haphazard. We all have an inkling of what’s about to happen, but learning with our faces is just so much more informative.

While I explore deeper into the Sepulcher, it’s time for — The Queue.


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