Elizabeth Harper
The Queue: How did we get here?
Really, I have no idea how it’s Friday. What happened to Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday? Where did they go? How did we make our way to this point in time while skipping the intermediary days? It’s a real puzzle.
But since that’s a puzzle I can’t solve, let’s go on to answering some questions, shall we?
Join us today for a D&D adventure in the world of Otherweald, live on Twitch!
The Queue: In which I am forced to write a thousand words defending Kyrians
Really, this is all your fault.
The Queue: Too good, too pure
It’s a Wooloo. That’s it, that’s the Queue, see you later people.
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Okay, maybe I’ll answer a couple of questions before I go.
The Queue: Fly the friendly skies
And by “friendly skies” I mean avoid Kyrians at all costs. Their taxi service takes no consideration for the physical comfort of passengers. Absolutely none.
The Queue: Another day, another shipwreck
Happy Friday, everybody. Let’s Queue.
The Queue: Back to the Burning Crusade
I lost interest in WoW Classic pretty early on. I’ve been there and I’ve done that and I decided I didn’t feel I needed to put myself through it again. But Burning Crusade Classic? I had so many good times back then. I loved Karazhan. I thoroughly enjoyed the design of Holy Paladins, who weren’t good at a lot of things, but were excellent single-target healers who never ran out of mana and basically could not be killed. (Today healers are very homogenized and it doesn’t feel like anyone is tremendously good at anything.) My main right now is the same main I had in TBC.
A couple of days ago I went into some TBC raids to grab some screenshots for an article, and I wound up getting the last key pieces of what used to be the gear set I wore in TBC. I sold that gear well before transmog came around, so the appearances had been lost to time. I rushed to the transmog vendor and I put on that appearance and the wave of delight that washed over me is hard to explain.
Now I’m thinking that even though I didn’t have time for Classic, I might have time for TBC Classic. Or I might have to find the time.
Wow, that was a long intro. Let’s Queue, people.
The Queue: Many whelps, where whelps are a metaphor for life’s problems
It’s been a long day, a long week, a long month, a long year. Many whelps, handle it.
Let’s Queue.
The Queue: The future’s so bright
So bright that we will all have to wear our Rhinestone Sunglasses next week when we can finally transmog them.
Note: Rhinestone Sunglasses not pictured here because I don’t have any. But you, dear readers, should wear you sunglasses proudly, even when you’re inside.
The Queue: This is a Queue
Yep. This is definitely a Queue. 100% fresh Queue, right here.



