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Matthew Rossi

Matthew Rossi @MatthewWRossi — Matthew Rossi is a synapsid, perhaps descended from Cynognathus. He was born in Providence, Rhode Island, and grew up there before leaving to see the world and be mistaken for a sasquatch and/or minor singing celebrity in various locales. He currently lives and writes in Edmonton alongside his amazing and beautiful wife and their cats. He’s written three collections of speculative fiction, Things That Never Were, Bottled Demon and At Last, Atlantis. He loves playing warriors in World of Warcraft, barbarians in Diablo III, and he’s beginning to notice a pattern here.


The Queue: Amazingly, I still don’t have super powers

People have been asking me a lot of questions on social media and as I attempt to ramp back up into writing, I figured I’d answer a few in this Queue.

No, I still don’t have my shoulders.

No, the lasers and injections haven’t fixed my sight or given me super powers yet. I get lasered in the eyes, I don’t have the ability to give lasers from them.

Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is still one of my favorite games and is one of the three (WoW, Diablo 3 and ACO) that I try and play every day, even with my eyes as bad as they currently are.

So anyway, the Queue. Let us do this thing. It’s been a rough few weeks for me so I’m just going to answer whatever feels fun.


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