Matthew Rossi
Off Topic: Why you would like Midnight’s Children by Salman Rushdie
The Queue: A Zhevra with no hooves answers your questions
I’m just kidding. I have hooves.
I just won’t drop any for you.
The Queue: Ashkandi returns
Hi. Matt’s sick, so this Queue is being answered by me. Ashkandi, Greatsword of the Brotherhood.
I’m a sword.
The Queue: Amazingly, I still don’t have super powers
People have been asking me a lot of questions on social media and as I attempt to ramp back up into writing, I figured I’d answer a few in this Queue.
No, I still don’t have my shoulders.
No, the lasers and injections haven’t fixed my sight or given me super powers yet. I get lasered in the eyes, I don’t have the ability to give lasers from them.
Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is still one of my favorite games and is one of the three (WoW, Diablo 3 and ACO) that I try and play every day, even with my eyes as bad as they currently are.
So anyway, the Queue. Let us do this thing. It’s been a rough few weeks for me so I’m just going to answer whatever feels fun.
Diablo 3, the oasis of solo-play demon explosions, is Blizzard’s best game
What surprises do you think are coming after WoW’s Patch 8.2?
The Queue: For the Horse
Horses. Let’s talk about horses. I’m hopeful this will be a nice, neutral topic and I won’t have to field any angry comments about this subject.
This is the Queue. Horses. Let’s talk about horses.



