Matthew Rossi
The Queue: Just hand over the corpse, Liadrin
The Deathlord is a busy woman, Liadrin. Just give her the corpse and she’ll be on her way. If not, she’s going to have to smash your Blood Elf face into the ground and step over you to the body, and that’s just not something that has to happen here.
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The Queue: Even a holiday dinosaur can’t hold me back
Hey guys.
What, that? Naah, I’m fine. Sure, being horribly masticated and swallowed by a dinosaur was terrifying at first, but after a while I realized that if I let myself miss out on the holiday season simply because a multi-ton carnivore had messily devoured me then it would be seen as awfully inconvenient. So long story short I accepted the res sickness, waited out the timer, and here we all are, doing the Queue two days after Christmas.
Hope you guys all had a good Christmas if you celebrate it. If not, I still hope you had a good weekend. Mine was pretty good – I got eaten by a T-Rex with a Santa Hat on. Also it ate Mitch but I’m pretty sure he’s okay now too.
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The Queue: A Cretaceous Christmas Carol
Greetings.
I’m Santa Rex, and I’m here to bring you some Cretaceous cheer for the holiday season. I was forced to devour the usual host of the Queue, because he stood in the way of my holly jolly rampage.
You don’t want to stand in the way of my holly jolly rampage.
So come! Let us celebrate the season of peace on Earth and goodwill for all, even you small synapsids. Did you leave cookies out for me? Or perhaps a Centrosaurus? Or both?
Ho ho ho, Merry Cretaceous Christmas!
Awful crunching sounds commence as Santa Rex tucks into his plate of stacked Centrosaurus and swimming pool full of milk.



