Matthew Rossi
The Queue: Vampire robots vs cannibal apes
Sometimes it’s just word salad that got stuck in my head. Not always… not even often… but sometimes.
Hi, all. I’m your emergency Cory this week, as he broke the glass and informed me he needed a fill in for the Queue. I don’t know if it’s an earworm or not, but I’m listening to Switchback by Celldweller.
How many games can you play at one time?
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The Queue: Hey, kids, Comics! Are often terrible!
Yeah, this one was a doozy all told. Yerac wants to hear my thoughts about a famous comic book writer and artist who wrote some really yikes stuff, and so, they get their wish.
I didn’t even mention all the cheesecake and exploitation he did with She-Hulk, because compared to this, that stuff was tame.
Avast ye, Admiral! It’s time ta raise the Jolly Roger on Pirate’s Day — if’n ye know how to
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This week you can get two Fated powers in Fated raids — but don’t expect any extra loot
The Queue: I am so tired
Oh, hi disordered sleeping patterns.
Hey, did you know a bag of potatoes could actually liquify in less than a couple of months and turn into a disgusting slurry of decay and putrescence so nightmarish that H.P. Lovecraft would have stopped being racist long enough to complain that you were using too many adjectives to describe it? No? Well it’s true, and the smell it makes will require you to bust out the cleaning vinegar — oh, and by the way, there’s vinegar that comes in cleaning strength, and it smells so strongly of vinegar that you’ll never believe anything could ever smell bad enough that you’d want to use it to clean anything, but by God a bag of potatoes that have gone Super-Shoggoth on you will absolutely do it — and just scrub every surface where the foul abhorrence of undead potato funk has so much as dripped.
I had to throw out the little blender we used to use for pet food because it was just smothered in potato gunk. Something inside it actually cracked when I lifted it off of the cupboard floor. I did not sleep at all last night just from the memory of the smell.
Anyway, here’s the Queue. Rotten potatoes actually smell worse than dead people, something I wish profoundly I didn’t know.



