Mitch

I’ve been staring at my laptop screen, trying to come up with an intro for a little while now… but I’m blanking on something clever or unique to say. So, in lieu of an intro, here’s a quote from BoJack Horseman, which has surprised me in both its depth and its cleverness:

“Fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.”

In a move that will likely upset no one but quite possibly cause a lot of people to go, "Huh?

It feels like almost no time at all has passed since Blizzard first announced StarCraft: Remastered, but here we are, ready and able to take the remaster for a spin.

Before we head into the weekend, Blizzard released a small round of hotfixes that should make raid groups pretty happy.

If you've been holding off on Competitive Mode in Overwatch, you'd best get started on it soon.

The Overwatch voice actors are certainly a fun bunch -- from generally hanging out and being awesome to outright recreating their characters' dances, they're not exactly strangers to doing silly things on camera.

 

I spent a decent amount of this past weekend playing Splatoon 2 and taking part in the Splatfest. I was technically on Team Ketchup (which lost), but I never really have ketchup or mayo, so I didn’t have a whole lot invested in who won.

More to the point, the Splatfest — and the game in general, really — had some great music. It was also super cool to see nighttime versions of every single stage for the duration of the event. All in all, it was a lot of fun.

But enough about that, it’s time for… The Queue(ueueueueueueue)!

I was super excited to see what the Deaths of Chromie scenario was all about.

Lucioball -- Overwatch's version of Rocket League -- makes its triumphant return this week, and it will be bringing a few changes along with it.